Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
yes. yes it does.
How to Jump Chain Barrier If You Want to Embarrass Yourself
Walk it off.
i could watch this for hours rofl
Drop a bleat.
The night kept coming on in and there was nothing I could do.
Charles Bukowski (via molly-andtheinfinitesadness)
I’m in Love with a 3ft Statue of Adonis
Life fornicates art.
yes it would just be torture for the statue to be cheated on with other statues, she is clearly a woman of sound mind and respect for the institution of marriage (to statues)
Eating and sleeping instead of smoking and drinking has turned me into a bit of a weirdo this week, I just caught myself contemplating doing exercise (!) and then I was like NAWL I’ll do some uni work instead. WTactualF?!
Pet Goats and Pap Smears Medical Book
Any self-respecting doctor consults farm animals.
wtf? lol
perfection :P
