collegehumor:

I’m in Love with a 3ft Statue of Adonis
Life fornicates art.

yes it would just be torture for the statue to be cheated on with other statues, she is clearly a woman of sound mind and respect for the institution of marriage (to statues) 

collegehumor:

I’m in Love with a 3ft Statue of Adonis

Life fornicates art.

yes it would just be torture for the statue to be cheated on with other statues, she is clearly a woman of sound mind and respect for the institution of marriage (to statues) 

Eating and sleeping instead of smoking and drinking has turned me into a bit of a weirdo this week, I just caught myself contemplating doing exercise (!) and then I was like NAWL I’ll do some uni work instead. WTactualF?!